the-captains-wife:

whitebeltwriter:

theinturnet:

He said, “Eff you bitch!” lol

if you listen closely you can here you can hear him snapping his fingers in a Z formation

(via mathology)

stillalivedoingscience:

chocolate-covered-portals:

I wonder if perhaps the U.S. government forced Microsoft to turn the XBox One into a spying tool, so Microsoft is actually trying to make it such an epic fail so that nobody will buy it. It’s the only thing I can think of that makes sense.

that is a terrifying thought

(via cyclopentadiene)

undulantcogitations:

i have juno’s personality i’m pretty sure

(Source: desarios, via i-d-k)

fireandshellamari:

stunningpicture:

I’m not too fond of snakes, but I can’t seem to take the Blunthead Tree Snake seriously.

That snake has obviously held its breath too long and just then let it all out.

fireandshellamari:

stunningpicture:

I’m not too fond of snakes, but I can’t seem to take the Blunthead Tree Snake seriously.

That snake has obviously held its breath too long and just then let it all out.

(via heckyeahreptiles)

sherlocked-on-the-phone:

cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle:

cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle:

I’ve got a joke: What walks on 8 legs until it’s one year old, 4 legs until its twenty years old, and then 2 legs for the remainder of it’s life?

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WHY WOULD YOU SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT PLEASE IF THIS IS A JOKE IT’S NOT FUNNY

(Source: caseyanthonyofficial, via heartfletcher)